Congrats!
If you've reached this page, it means someone (probably just me) sent you a link to this blog, and you navigated to this page because it seemed the most interesting (or because the link is right at the top). Now that you've been induced into reading this far, I may as well tell you something About You, right?
Well, you have an interest in the funny, crazy stuff in life, though not many people get to see this side of you. When you do open up, though, you can be great company. You are not completely sure where life will take you, but you're open-minded and curious. Your interests may not always lie in the conventional stream, but you have achieved a degree of comfort with this, and are somewhat proud about it. You are intelligent, though this too is not always recognized. At times, you face problems because of people misunderstanding what you mean.
Amazing, huh? Of course, it won't be 100% right, because I can't read all of you simultaneously without some error, but I hope I offered you some insight into your character. Deep insight.
Now that that's done: Here is a formula that incorporates (at least to me) the five most important numbers of mathematics
e^(i*pi) + 1 =0
If that was too hard for you, don't worry your pretty little head (I stress on the word 'little'), here's a simpler one with just the multiplication symbol "*" and the equal to sign "=".
e*i*pi*0*1 = 0
Use either one to show off to your friends, with varying results...
So far, you have learnt how to type forwards and spell backwards, some DEEP insight into yourself, and a way to impress your friends with your intelligence. This page really is all About You!
Now, here's an one player game - The next time you get white noise on your television, alternately raise and lower the volume and you will be instantly be reminded of waves crashing on a beach while you stand chest-deep in the ocean taking a piss and avoiding the warmer, saltier parts of the water.
That's enough about you. Let's keep it short and sweet by ending with a haiku:
Let's keep it short and sweet/
By ending with a haiku/
With extra syllables. 