Mewar Prem

(Sung to the tune of "Bulla ki Jaana" by Rabbi Shergill)

Author: Unknown

Two scoops of ice cream with cone
Two scoops of, ice cream with, cone (x2)

Two scoops of ice cream for-uh
Five rupees - now don't scream or-uh
Everyone will ask for more-uh

Simple cone, no stupid waffle,
Still you'll want to eat a jawful
Everything else will seem awful

All the ingredients are pure-uh
I don't need gimmicks to lure-uh
All my rivals are inse-cure-uh!

I'll serve you all on my own!

Two scoops of ice cream with cone
Two scoops of, ice cream with, cone (x2)

I don't serve just ice cream scoops-uh
When interest in ice cream droops-uh
I sell other dessert groups-uh

Badaam* shake for ten bucks, its-uh
Filled with almond-pista bits-uh
Still I manage some profits-uh

Solid or liquid treats-uh
If you're ever craving sweets-uh
You can find me on the stre-eets-uh!

I'll serve till my tyres are worn!

Two scoops of ice cream with cone
Two scoops of, ice cream with, cone (x2)

I'm not an early beginner
I arrive only post-dinner
I serve both saint and sinner
I serve losers, I serve winners
You broaden while I get thinner!

I'll serve you till I am gone!

Two scoops of ice cream with cone
Two scoops of, ice cream with, cone (x2)

Woah-oah-oah!

Two scoops of ice cream with cone
Two scoops of, ice cream with, cone (x4)

*Hindi: Almond