Triple Take That

This is my favourite wordplay of the day, week, whatever - it can only elicit irritation! Use the most obscure word, to elicit a double take, and then lie, till you can score a triple take! A bonus 10 points if you can actually get it to the next level*
Sample triple take:
"Hey, man? How was the party, heard it rocked!"
"Yeah, dude, it was totally chand!"
"What?"
"I said, it was totally awesome!"
"Oh..."
"Why?"
"I thought you said 'chand'-"
"Yeah, actually I did."

By the way, 'chand' is pronounce like 'shunned', but you can come up with your own word, if you must.

Next blog: Art Rendered by Trails II, with some information I forgot to mention in Part I.




*Points can be redeemed for being abused in a language of your choice